In my quest to make my free adult jokes website http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/ the biggest and best in the know galaxy I have been adding more of the funniest baby pictures.
Adult joke 1
A dirty old man & a small child are walking through the woods. It’s very stormy, with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the man and says ‘I’m scared’.
The dirty old man says,
‘You think you’ve got it bad?! I’ve got to walk back on my own!’.
Adult joke 2
A father is in the bath with his 3-year-old son.
Child: ‘Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?’
Father: ‘Well son, for a start, yours isn’t erect.’
Adult joke 3
A guy goes to the pharmacy. ‘I need some condoms for my 11-year-old daughter’, he says.
The pharmacist is shocked: ‘Your daughter is sexually active at 11?’.
The guy says, ‘Not really, she just lies there like her little brother’.
Adult joke 4
A man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.
He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, ‘Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car?’.
To which the kid replies, ‘Gimme the bag and I’ll come in your mouth’.
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