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In my quest to make my free adult jokes website http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/ the biggest and best in the know galaxy I have been adding more of the funniest baby pictures.

Adult joke 1

A dirty old man & a small child are walking through the woods. It’s very stormy, with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.

The child looks up at the man and says ‘I’m scared’.

The dirty old man says,

‘You think you’ve got it bad?! I’ve got to walk back on my own!’.

Adult joke 2

A father is in the bath with his 3-year-old son.

Child: ‘Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?’

Father: ‘Well son, for a start, yours isn’t erect.’

Adult joke 3

A guy goes to the pharmacy. ‘I need some condoms for my 11-year-old daughter’, he says.

The pharmacist is shocked: ‘Your daughter is sexually active at 11?’.

The guy says, ‘Not really, she just lies there like her little brother’.

Adult joke 4

A man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.

He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, ‘Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car?’.

To which the kid replies, ‘Gimme the bag and I’ll come in your mouth’.

As I trawl the Universe for the best in Funny Pictures and Jokes I set my brain to stunned mode so as not to damage my sanity. Yes I need to do this because unless you have ever tried sourcing, creating and uploading hundreds of Funny Pictures and Free Adult jokes in a 5 hour stint you will know understand the damage it does to your mental state. But I do this for you lot, you my people, my public, my worshipers. I do this mind numbing task so you can have a better life a more productive life a life filled with glee and  laughter. Even those of you who only come to my website once if you get to laugh then my work here is done. I cant cope with the monotonous work of task in hand if I can give you guys a bit of fun and pleasure in your other wise boring mundane lives.
In short I am the bringer of light into your dark days, I am the light at the end of the boring day, I am the spot of hope in an uncertain boring world, 0K I WENT OFF A BIT THERE.
Anyway for the best in Free Adult Jokes, Funny pictures of baby, redneck jokes, jokes about dumb blondes, quick jokes and one liners you know where to come.

No have a nice day and go have a  laugh.