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Dumb Blonde on a rope joke
There were five dumb blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff.
But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people.
The brunette said Save yourselves. I'll let go.
Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her joke on Wednesday.
Q: What's a blonde and a postage stamp got in common.
A: Lick Em, Stick Em, Send Em
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?
A: There is tipex on the screen.
Q: What's a blonde and a postage stamp got in common.
A: Lick Em, Stick Em, Send Em
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?
A: There is tipex on the screen.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an college for higher learning?A: A visitor.
Two blondes are talking, “Did you know that Christmas will be on Friday this year?”
Oh hell, not Friday the 13th I hope
Two blondes are talking, “Did you know that Christmas will be on Friday this year?”
Oh hell, not Friday the 13th I hope
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Just put her in front of a mirror and have her play "Stone, paper, scissors."
Q: When is it okay to shoot a blond in the head?
Q: When is it okay to shoot a blond in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump nearby to re inflate it.
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