Little Johnny Jokes

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LITTLE JOHNNY GETS ON MY NERVES JOKE

Little Johnny was getting bad grades in school. One dayhe stepped up to the teacher's desk, and announced, "I don't want to scare you Miss Finch, but daddy says if I don't get better grades... somebody is gonna get a spanking."

Little Johnny plays safe joke

Little Johnny comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny runs back outside yelling to his friends,
"It's okay, we can play that game again!"

LITTLE JOHNNY EYES CREAM JOKES

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face."Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he
asked.
"To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with
a tissue.
"What's the matter mommy?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

Little Johnny on anatomy joke

Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, saying, "Johnny, this is where you came from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting that all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
"Why?" one asked.
Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd".

LITTLE JOHNNY DIGS A HOLE joke

One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard.The next-door neighbour spotted him and decided to investigate.
"Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked.
"My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied.
"That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbour.
"That's because he's inside your cat!"

LITTLE JOHNNY CAN'T SPELL JOKE

Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"

LITTLE JOHNNY CAN'T SPELL JOKE

Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a
spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the
blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we
have if we placed a "K" in the front?"
After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"