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Chav Joke 1
Why did the chav cross the road?To start on the chicken for no apparent reason
Chav Joke 2
Two chavs jump off a building who lands first?
Who even cares?
Two chavs jump off a building who lands first?
Who even cares?
Chav Joke 3
What does a chav get for christmas?Your bike
Chav Joke 4
What day of the year does a chav find most confusing?
Fathers day
What day of the year does a chav find most confusing?
Fathers day
Chav Joke 5
Whats the difference between a dead chav and a ferrari?
I dont have a ferrari in my garage
Whats the difference between a dead chav and a ferrari?
I dont have a ferrari in my garage
Chav Joke 6
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure he is dead
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure he is dead
Chav Joke 7
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner
Chav Joke 8
How do chavs knock on a door?
They Bang it
How do chavs knock on a door?
They Bang it
Chav Joke 9
What do you do if you shoot a chav?
Reload.
What do you do if you shoot a chav?
Reload.
Chav Joke 10
Whats the difference between an onion and a dying chav?
Onions make you cry
Whats the difference between an onion and a dying chav?
Onions make you cry
Chav Joke 11
What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side
What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side
Chav Joke 12
How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
She closes the car door.
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