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Bringing you the best through monotony.
In my quest to make my free adult jokes website http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/ the biggest and best in the know galaxy I have been adding more of the funniest baby pictures.

Adult joke 1

A dirty old man & a small child are walking through the woods. It’s very stormy, with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.

The child looks up at the man and says ‘I’m scared’.

The dirty old man says,

‘You think you’ve got it bad?! I’ve got to walk back on my own!’.

Adult joke 2

A father is in the bath with his 3-year-old son.

Child: ‘Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?’

Father: ‘Well son, for a start, yours isn’t erect.’

Adult joke 3

A guy goes to the pharmacy. ‘I need some condoms for my 11-year-old daughter’, he says.

The pharmacist is shocked: ‘Your daughter is sexually active at 11?’.

The guy says, ‘Not really, she just lies there like her little brother’.

Adult joke 4

A man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.

He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, ‘Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car?’.

To which the kid replies, ‘Gimme the bag and I’ll come in your mouth’.

As I trawl the Universe for the best in Funny Pictures and Jokes I set my brain to stunned mode so as not to damage my sanity. Yes I need to do this because unless you have ever tried sourcing, creating and uploading hundreds of Funny Pictures and Free Adult jokes in a 5 hour stint you will know understand the damage it does to your mental state. But I do this for you lot, you my people, my public, my worshipers. I do this mind numbing task so you can have a better life a more productive life a life filled with glee and  laughter. Even those of you who only come to my website once if you get to laugh then my work here is done. I cant cope with the monotonous work of task in hand if I can give you guys a bit of fun and pleasure in your other wise boring mundane lives.
In short I am the bringer of light into your dark days, I am the light at the end of the boring day, I am the spot of hope in an uncertain boring world, 0K I WENT OFF A BIT THERE.
Anyway for the best in Free Adult Jokes, Funny pictures of baby, redneck jokes, jokes about dumb blondes, quick jokes and one liners you know where to come.

No have a nice day and go have a  laugh.

Funny Baby Pictures.

FUNNY BABY PICTURES & ADULT JOKES.
I have been working my fingers to the  bone collecting and up loading all the best in Funny Baby Pictures over the last few days.
I have added 10 pages full of the funniest pictures of cute babies.
My free adult jokes website is going to be the best place for you to get your daily dose of Free Adult Humour as I look for, find and load up my site with the greatest collection of jokes, funny pictures and adult stories for your amusement.
This website is free and will remain free for ever, all the jokes and pictures are there for you to take and use as you wish.
If you want to see some of the best pictures of funny babies doing cute and naughty things then go along and have a read of my site.
if you have any Jokes especially Adult jokes and pictures please send them to me and I can add them to the site to help make it the greatest in the galaxy.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/funny-baby-kids-pictures-free-home.html

free adult jokes

HI its been a while since i wrote this blog but i have just made a new free adult jokes website.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk
i have filled it up with lots of sick jokes, adult jokes, blonde jokes,
well you get the picture.


Here are a few of the jokes on the site.

How do you know if a catholic priest is a peedo. ??

Ask him 2 questions.

1, are you catholic

2, are you a priest.

How did the constipated mathematician relieve himself?

He worked it out with a pencil

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes.

Nothing you already told her twice....

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.

I like my women the way I like my coffee:

ground up, in my freezer.

What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?

Marriage.

you can still check other free jokes site this is just to let you know my new site is live




On my site full of free jokes i have added an adult jokes page.
I have added this free adult jokes page because most of the jokes on my free jokes site are sent to me either by email or by text.
Most of the jokes i have sent to me are from men. I dont know why but men seem to tell jokes rather than women.
So having said that because most of my free jokes come from men the main theme is usually of an adult nature hence my new free adult jokes page.
If you do go and have a look at my free jokes at http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk and check out my free adult jokes page then be warned that some of the jokes are really adult jokes.
Some people have even said that some of my free jokes are sick jokes or naughty jokes or dirty jokes.
So if you have a stomach for some really sick jokes and some really adult free jokes then get your self to my free jokes website

Even if you dont want free adult jokes or free sick jokes or dirty jokes you can still visit my free jokes website and read the clean jokes and the funny picture jokes or the free cartoons.

Hope you can find something to make you laff laugh or at least find something funny on my free jokes website.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk