Free Blonde Joke

Here are 10 of the best free blonde joke from my website
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/dumb-blonde-jokes-free-home.html

Dumb Blonde on a rope joke

There were five dumb blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff.

But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people.

The brunette said Save yourselves. I'll let go.

Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?A: Tell her joke on Wednesday.

Q: What's a blonde and a postage stamp got in common.
A: Lick Em, Stick Em, Send Em

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been on the computer?
A: There is tipex on the screen.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an college for higher      learning?A: A visitor.

Two blondes are talking, “Did you know that Christmas will be on Friday this year?”
Oh hell, not Friday the 13th I hope

How do you keep a blonde busy for hours? Just put her in front of a mirror and have her play "Stone, paper, scissors."
Q: When is it okay to shoot a blond in the head?

A: When you have a tire pump nearby to re inflate it.

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Bringing you the best through monotony.
In my quest to make my free adult jokes website http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/ the biggest and best in the know galaxy I have been adding more of the funniest baby pictures.

Adult joke 1

A dirty old man & a small child are walking through the woods. It’s very stormy, with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.

The child looks up at the man and says ‘I’m scared’.

The dirty old man says,

‘You think you’ve got it bad?! I’ve got to walk back on my own!’.

Adult joke 2

A father is in the bath with his 3-year-old son.

Child: ‘Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?’

Father: ‘Well son, for a start, yours isn’t erect.’

Adult joke 3

A guy goes to the pharmacy. ‘I need some condoms for my 11-year-old daughter’, he says.

The pharmacist is shocked: ‘Your daughter is sexually active at 11?’.

The guy says, ‘Not really, she just lies there like her little brother’.

Adult joke 4

A man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.

He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, ‘Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car?’.

To which the kid replies, ‘Gimme the bag and I’ll come in your mouth’.

As I trawl the Universe for the best in Funny Pictures and Jokes I set my brain to stunned mode so as not to damage my sanity. Yes I need to do this because unless you have ever tried sourcing, creating and uploading hundreds of Funny Pictures and Free Adult jokes in a 5 hour stint you will know understand the damage it does to your mental state. But I do this for you lot, you my people, my public, my worshipers. I do this mind numbing task so you can have a better life a more productive life a life filled with glee and  laughter. Even those of you who only come to my website once if you get to laugh then my work here is done. I cant cope with the monotonous work of task in hand if I can give you guys a bit of fun and pleasure in your other wise boring mundane lives.
In short I am the bringer of light into your dark days, I am the light at the end of the boring day, I am the spot of hope in an uncertain boring world, 0K I WENT OFF A BIT THERE.
Anyway for the best in Free Adult Jokes, Funny pictures of baby, redneck jokes, jokes about dumb blondes, quick jokes and one liners you know where to come.

No have a nice day and go have a  laugh.

Funny Baby Pictures.

FUNNY BABY PICTURES & ADULT JOKES.
I have been working my fingers to the  bone collecting and up loading all the best in Funny Baby Pictures over the last few days.
I have added 10 pages full of the funniest pictures of cute babies.
My free adult jokes website is going to be the best place for you to get your daily dose of Free Adult Humour as I look for, find and load up my site with the greatest collection of jokes, funny pictures and adult stories for your amusement.
This website is free and will remain free for ever, all the jokes and pictures are there for you to take and use as you wish.
If you want to see some of the best pictures of funny babies doing cute and naughty things then go along and have a read of my site.
if you have any Jokes especially Adult jokes and pictures please send them to me and I can add them to the site to help make it the greatest in the galaxy.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/funny-baby-kids-pictures-free-home.html

Happy Christmas Chavs, Pikeys & Scousers

Come on lets face it we all like a good laugh at other peoples misfortune.
Chavs, Scousers and Pikeys have always been a great source of free humour.
If you search the Internet you will find hundreds of free jokes and funny pictures about them giving credence to the fact that this section of society really is a running joke and they have no complaint that I have filled my Free Adult Jokes website full off thing to take the piss out of them
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/chav-jokes-home.html

These people are a scourge on society and laughing at them is the least they can expect for causing misery to so many.
So having said that gives me justification to add hundreds of Free Chav Jokes and Funny Pictures to my Website.
If they don't like people taking the piss then they should start acting like normal people and realising that it is not there world exclusively to run amok and upset the populous in general.
These thieving Pikey scumbags should be taken away from the rest of us law abiding citizens and caged up like the dogs they are.
Wooo sorry about the rant but I do feel it was justified if not at least it made me feel better.

So the object of  the post today is to let you know I have loaded up hundreds of new jokes and funny pictures all about the antisocial beast that is the Chav, Scouser & Pikey.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/chav-jokes-home.html

Greatest free adult jokes site is back

My website www.myfreejokes.co.uk is full of free adult jokes has been down for a few years now.
The main reason I closed the site was I did not have enough time to administer it correctly and found I wasn't loading up any new free jokes.
This was because I had a business that I run from a shop on the high street in the village of Great  Ayton North Yorkshire where I live. Although I still run the business I have closed down the shop premises and run  the business from home.
Now that I am running everything from home I appear to have more time on my hands so I have resurrected the Free Adult Jokes website.
So now you know the site is back up and running get along and enjoy all the new jokes I have uploaded over the past few weeks.
Each day I will be adding more jokes and yes everything on the site is free.
I have redneck jokes. blonde jokes, little tommy jokes.
The site is ram packed full of funny pictures of animals, funny road signs and much more.

http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/

yo mama jokes

now then you people.
i have just finished uploading loads more free jokes to my new adult jokes website
www.myfreejokes.co.uk

I have put one 5 pages of yo mama jokes
lots of pages of one liner jokes
the best 50 jokes as voted by the British public and many more.
so if you are reading this then go along and have a laugh free on me.
I have uploaded a lot of Stew Francis one liners this man is funny

Searching the world to bring you the best ever free adult jokes

hope you enjoy

free sick & adult jokes

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i have created a new website just for you guys who love sick and adult jokes.
this this is now live and i will keep adding more free adult and free sick jokes most days so keep checking back.

my new free adult joke site
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk is full of the very best sick jokes so it is really only for adults.
go along and have fun and a laugh. but make sure you have a sick sence of humor.