Thursday, 4 January 2018

Biggest Free jokes website.

Bringing you the best through monotony.
In my quest to make my free adult jokes website http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/ the biggest and best in the know galaxy I have been adding more of the funniest baby pictures.


Adult joke 1
A dirty old man & a small child are walking through the woods. It’s very stormy, with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the man and says ‘I’m scared’.
The dirty old man says,
‘You think you’ve got it bad?! I’ve got to walk back on my own!’.


Adult joke 2
A father is in the bath with his 3-year-old son.
Child: Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?’
Father: Well son, for a start, yours isn’t erect.’

Adult joke 3
A guy goes to the pharmacy. ‘I need some condoms for my 11-year-old daughter’, he says.
The pharmacist is shocked: ‘Your daughter is sexually active at 11?’.
The guy says, ‘Not really, she just lies there like her little brother’.

Adult joke 4
A man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.
He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, ‘Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car?’.
To which the kid replies, ‘Gimme the bag and I’ll come in your mouth’.

As I trawl the Universe for the best in Funny Pictures and Jokes I set my brain to stunned mode so as not to damage my sanity. Yes I need to do this because unless you have ever tried sourcing, creating and uploading hundreds of Funny Pictures and Free Adult jokes in a 5 hour stint you will know understand the damage it does to your mental state. But I do this for you lot, you my people, my public, my worshipers. I do this mind numbing task so you can have a better life a more productive life a life filled with glee and  laughter. Even those of you who only come to my website once if you get to laugh then my work here is done. I cant cope with the monotonous work of task in hand if I can give you guys a bit of fun and pleasure in your other wise boring mundane lives.
In short I am the bringer of light into your dark days, I am the light at the end of the boring day, I am the spot of hope in an uncertain boring world, 0K I WENT OFF A BIT THERE.
Anyway for the best in Free Adult Jokes, Funny pictures of baby, redneck jokes, jokes about dumb blondes, quick jokes and one liners you know where to come.

No have a nice day and go have a  laugh.

Tuesday, 2 January 2018

Funny Baby Pictures.

FUNNY BABY PICTURES & ADULT JOKES.
I have been working my fingers to the  bone collecting and up loading all the best in Funny Baby Pictures over the last few days.
I have added 10 pages full of the funniest pictures of cute babies.
My free adult jokes website is going to be the best place for you to get your daily dose of Free Adult Humour as I look for, find and load up my site with the greatest collection of jokes, funny pictures and adult stories for your amusement.
This website is free and will remain free for ever, all the jokes and pictures are there for you to take and use as you wish.
If you want to see some of the best pictures of funny babies doing cute and naughty things then go along and have a read of my site.
if you have any Jokes especially Adult jokes and pictures please send them to me and I can add them to the site to help make it the greatest in the galaxy.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/funny-baby-kids-pictures-free-home.html

Tuesday, 12 December 2017

Happy Christmas Chavs, Pikeys & Scousers

Come on lets face it we all like a good laugh at other peoples misfortune.
Chavs, Scousers and Pikeys have always been a great source of free humour.
If you search the Internet you will find hundreds of free jokes and funny pictures about them giving credence to the fact that this section of society really is a running joke and they have no complaint that I have filled my Free Adult Jokes website full off thing to take the piss out of them
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/chav-jokes-home.html

These people are a scourge on society and laughing at them is the least they can expect for causing misery to so many.
So having said that gives me justification to add hundreds of Free Chav Jokes and Funny Pictures to my Website.
If they don't like people taking the piss then they should start acting like normal people and realising that it is not there world exclusively to run amok and upset the populous in general.
These thieving Pikey scumbags should be taken away from the rest of us law abiding citizens and caged up like the dogs they are.
Wooo sorry about the rant but I do feel it was justified if not at least it made me feel better.

So the object of  the post today is to let you know I have loaded up hundreds of new jokes and funny pictures all about the antisocial beast that is the Chav, Scouser & Pikey.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/chav-jokes-home.html

Monday, 11 December 2017

Greatest free adult jokes site is back

My website www.myfreejokes.co.uk is full of free adult jokes has been down for a few years now.
The main reason I closed the site was I did not have enough time to administer it correctly and found I wasn't loading up any new free jokes.
This was because I had a business that I run from a shop on the high street in the village of Great  Ayton North Yorkshire where I live. Although I still run the business I have closed down the shop premises and run  the business from home.
Now that I am running everything from home I appear to have more time on my hands so I have resurrected the Free Adult Jokes website.
So now you know the site is back up and running get along and enjoy all the new jokes I have uploaded over the past few weeks.
Each day I will be adding more jokes and yes everything on the site is free.
I have redneck jokes. blonde jokes, little tommy jokes.
The site is ram packed full of funny pictures of animals, funny road signs and much more.

http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk/

Tuesday, 3 April 2012

yo mama jokes

now then you people.
i have just finished uploading loads more free jokes to my new adult jokes website
www.myfreejokes.co.uk

I have put one 5 pages of yo mama jokes
lots of pages of one liner jokes
the best 50 jokes as voted by the British public and many more.
so if you are reading this then go along and have a laugh free on me.
I have uploaded a lot of Stew Francis one liners this man is funny

Searching the world to bring you the best ever free adult jokes

hope you enjoy

Thursday, 22 March 2012

free sick & adult jokes

http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk
i have created a new website just for you guys who love sick and adult jokes.
this this is now live and i will keep adding more free adult and free sick jokes most days so keep checking back.

my new free adult joke site
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk is full of the very best sick jokes so it is really only for adults.
go along and have fun and a laugh. but make sure you have a sick sence of humor.

Wednesday, 2 April 2008

free adult jokes

HI its been a while since i wrote this blog but i have just made a new free adult jokes website.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk
i have filled it up with lots of sick jokes, adult jokes, blonde jokes,
well you get the picture.


Here are a few of the jokes on the site.
How do you know if a catholic priest is a peedo. ??
Ask him 2 questions.
1, are you catholic
2, are you a priest.

How did the constipated mathematician relieve himself?
He worked it out with a pencil
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes.
Nothing you already told her twice....

How do you get a fat girl into bed?
Piece of cake.

I like my women the way I like my coffee:
ground up, in my freezer.

What’s it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage.
you can still check other free jokes site this is just to let you know my new site is live




On my site full of free jokes i have added an adult jokes page.
I have added this free adult jokes page because most of the jokes on my free jokes site are sent to me either by email or by text.
Most of the jokes i have sent to me are from men. I dont know why but men seem to tell jokes rather than women.
So having said that because most of my free jokes come from men the main theme is usually of an adult nature hence my new free adult jokes page.
If you do go and have a look at my free jokes at http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk and check out my free adult jokes page then be warned that some of the jokes are really adult jokes.
Some people have even said that some of my free jokes are sick jokes or naughty jokes or dirty jokes.
So if you have a stomach for some really sick jokes and some really adult free jokes then get your self to my free jokes website

Even if you dont want free adult jokes or free sick jokes or dirty jokes you can still visit my free jokes website and read the clean jokes and the funny picture jokes or the free cartoons.

Hope you can find something to make you laff laugh or at least find something funny on my free jokes website.
http://www.myfreejokes.co.uk